"Early is just as bad as late," he spat.

Having committed the grave offense of arriving at a job interview 5 minutes early, I was quickly chastened by the funny little man's apparently boundless disgust for my pre-punctuality. And from there, the opportunity of a lifetime with one of my favorite writers quickly devolved into a comedy of errors I'll never forget. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

So you'll understand if that experience solidified my commitment to procrastination. Look, I realize that Easter is, oh, 48 hours away, but you'd never know it at our house. No eggs, no chocolate bunnies, no Peeps, no baskets. It's not that I don't care. It's just...I'd rather get a B+ on a great paper (with a letter grade off for lateness) than a B on a decent paper turned in on time.

So here's my Easter project, offered here at the very last minute: placecards (or gift tags, if that suits you better) featuring a pair of sweet springtime friends. As usual, you can download this PDF for personal, non-commercial use. There are 8 cards per page, and they rely on the same template as the patterned calling cards I offered earlier in the week (though these are not fill-in-able; you'll have to write the names or messages by hand).

Happy Easter